New Year's fortune telling for adults. Top best comic fortune telling
It’s good if the group of Gypsies is large and of different ages, with tambourines and rattles in their hands. They can manipulate their scarves and shawls, making a “circle-dance” out of them, enclosing fortune tellers in it, and a “gate”, allowing the public into it. You can connect a theater group - a “gypsy” with a costumed “bear” performing various commands. It will be great if two or three guitarists perform gypsy songs live.
Characters:
Gypsy 1 (with fake cards),
Gypsy 2(with a large clay pot), Gypsy 3(with a chest),
Gypsy 4(with a huge wallet).
A group of Gypsies dance to the tune of Gypsy songs and pester the public, offering to tell fortunes.
Gypsy 1. Ay, chavale, young, blue-eyed, don’t look around, look at us. We feel in our gut that you want to know your destiny! Gild the pen, our precious one, we’ll spread out the cards like a fan - we’ll tell the whole truth, we won’t hide anything. The wolf is fed by the legs, and the gypsies are fed by cards!
Gypsy 4 (holds up a huge wallet)
Gypsy 1 Put some money in the gypsy wallet - as much as you don’t mind - and draw one card of any kind... Make sure you don’t go wrong!
The fortuneteller pulls out a card, Gypsy 1 explains its meaning. The cards are comic (several are included), so you can predict anything. Gypsy 2 steps forward, interrupting her.
Gypsy 2 . Ay, you are our diamond, brilliant, try your luck again -
Tell fortunes using the gypsy “prophetic pot”...
Show me the money! Round money - Gypsy dark-skinned.
The gypsy will tell you everything as it is about your fate - she won’t lie, the money won’t be wasted!
Gypsy 4 (again presents the open and now empty wallet):
Gypsy 2 Money right hand you quit
And put your left hand in the pot.
There's a lot in it, but don't take it all,
And choose one for yourself!
Objects are placed in a pot covered with a scarf. The fortuneteller, without looking, takes out an object from under the scarf, Gypsy 2 explains its meaning.
ITEMS FROM A GYpsy POT:
The ring means an imminent wedding, a change in your personal life.
A handkerchief means separation; disappointments are possible soon.
Flower - to success and prosperity in business, to popularity with the opposite sex.
Candy - to tempting offers, to an easy and sweet life.
A crust of bread - to life's trials, financial difficulties.
A button - to a large family, to an addition to the family.
Coin - to profit, wealth, unexpected inheritance, the appearance of a financial patron.
Bird feather - for quick news, unexpected news, news.
The key is to a new house, apartment, housewarming, change of residence.
Horseshoe - to complete happiness in life.
A sliver - to good health.
Braid or tape - to long journey, long trip.
A bell - to quick joy, great fun.
Bob or beans - to family well-being, mutual understanding in the family, love of relatives.
After fortune telling, the removed item is returned to the pot. Gypsy 3 steps forward, interrupting Gypsy 2.
Gypsy 3. Oh, you are our yakhont, pearly, look:
Here is an old chest with the black hand of an old gypsy inside!
If you are brave at heart,
That hand will tell you fortunes for your good deed.
The most important,
So that you give Gypsy some paper money...
Gypsy 4 (puts out the empty wallet again):
Gypsy 3 And there will be copper money -
The gypsy will become harmful.
Throw some money
Open the chest carefully!
The fortuneteller opens the chest, there are notes with predictions rolled into tubes.
Take any scroll, but don’t overdo it,
Don't wake up the old gypsy's black hand!
At the moment when the fortuneteller takes the note, Gypsy 3 puts the “old gypsy’s hand” through the back wall, decorated with black fringe, and covers his hand.
The hand is a rubber glove stuffed with a sealant with scraps of wool and nails glued on. Then the fortuneteller is asked to read the removed note out loud.
NOTES FROM THEIR GYpsy CHEST:
Beware of casual connections, it can cause a big problem.
Refuse offers to go out at someone else's expense. Remember: free cheese is only in a mousetrap. They will calculate with interest!
The event you are planning will not succeed. If you want to be happy, change your plans!
Soon you will become the object of adoration, but do not give yourself entirely to feelings, they may be false!
You may lose something very important, be careful!
In the near future you will experience undoubted success in all financial matters.
With a little effort on your part, this year it is possible to change your place of work to another with better conditions.
In the near future, outbursts of anger are coming from your boss. Be alert and be able to adequately repel undeserved attacks!
There is a possibility of becoming the subject of unpleasant gossip, try to behave more carefully, then perhaps you will be able to avoid this.
Try to become friends with the person you are avoiding. Soon he will be able to help you in your difficult situation.
Your living conditions may change.
The wind of distant wanderings awaits you.
Your marital status may soon change.
Your frank confessions to your friends will play a bad joke on you.
You are hiding a secret that is tormenting you. Isn't it time to open up to your loved ones?
The long-awaited promotion is just a stone's throw away from you, put in a little effort!
You will be able to make ends meet, and from now on you will confidently stay afloat.
You have taken one wrong step. Hurry up to fix it, otherwise you will lose the most precious thing you have!
Unexpected wealth awaits you, but don’t lose your head, don’t forget about your loved ones!
Stop throwing dust in the eyes of others, show them your true essence. You are not as bad as you think you are.
In the near future you will become the owner of a new property.
Something that you do not expect will happen, but if you approach the issue wisely, then everything will work out in your favor.
In your destiny, everything depends only on you. Be a little more persistent, go towards your intended goal, and everything will work out!
Soon you will have a very influential patron.
In the near future you will meet a new interesting acquaintance.
Wait for the good news, everything will change for the better soon.
Start paying more attention to yourself, love yourself, you absolutely need this.
Avoid rich feasts and cheerful companies: it’s time to listen to your health, otherwise it will be too late!
Do not lend money: there is a chance that it will not come back to you.
Hurry up on vacation, go to the sea, this year an extraordinary holiday romance awaits you with a continuation that will depend only on you!
New unexpected expenses await you.
By the end of the year, a new source of financial well-being will appear.
Be careful, don’t play with fire, your intentions threaten you with big troubles!
Gypsy 4. Ay, blue-winged dove, don’t trust the gypsies...
And especially... young gypsies!
Together. Live, dear, according to your conscience!
Nata Karlin July 26, 2018, 10:24Trying to diversify the festive evening, the organizers come up with comic wedding predictions for the guests. To do this, they dress up one of the presenters or invite an actress to play the role of a fortune teller, write predictions on pieces of paper, which are sealed into cookies or nuts. The easiest way is to tie leaves with a fortune to candies of the same color, put them in a vase and invite guests to choose and find out their fate in the near future.
Fortune nuts
Organizing a scene for a wedding with a gypsy
Gypsies were always welcome guests at weddings. Colorful and colorful, with numerous jokes, jokes, songs and dances, they could lighten the mood, make all guests have fun without exception. Today, these cheerful people are rarely invited to weddings, but tradition is tradition, so competitions and jokes with gypsies remain very popular.
If you want to organize a comic fortune telling from a gypsy for guests, it is not necessary to hire a professional actress. Dress up your friend or relative in a colorful outfit and prepare a text for her.
Even if you don’t have enough time to rehearse and learn everything, you can read the words from a piece of paper
When the guests are already a little bored, you can start the game. Entering the hall to the music, a woman should approach each of the guests and say “ gild your pen, dear"say your predictions. The gypsy's words could be as follows:
- Wow, I see, my dear, you will become a big shot. You will be fat and happy!
- I know, dear, you love her, don’t go outside, don’t look for a cold partner of the opposite sex, you’ll catch a cold and get sick!
- Wow, dear, they are waiting for you high relations, ninety meters, no less!
- Drink your glass, darling, you'll have some privacy with someone tonight!
- Gild your pen, good one, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! A hangover awaits you tomorrow!
- You will sleep sweetly today, dear, you will sleep very sweetly until the cake is taken away from under you!
- Friends are waiting for you, dear! Oh, and faithful and devoted friends are waiting. You'll spend the whole night with them! Their names are Bobik, Sharik and Tuzik.
- Happiness is waiting for you, my dear, in the morning! Unprecedented luck! You will find a wallet that you will lose today.
- The sea of flowers awaits you tomorrow morning! Beautiful flowers with tall stems! You'll wake up in a flowerbed!
- The battle awaits you, falcon! Terrible battle! Have you eaten black caviar? The sturgeon will come for revenge!
- Wai, loss awaits you! You'll lose your tie! You'll find it at your neighbor's in the morning.
- Tomorrow you, beauty, will be sweet, the only one, desired and loved until you give me a beer. Then you will turn into a wife again.
- You love horror movies, dear? No? Then don't look in the mirror tomorrow morning!
Beautiful gypsy girl
You can come up with a lot of similar jokes. Use jokes from famous comedians or look at scenarios that involve a gypsy coming to a wedding.
The main thing is to approach the game with enthusiasm and humor. Guests are sure to be very pleased
How to make a comic horoscope for guests?
Another option to diversify the evening and allow your guests to have a good laugh is to create a joke for them. astrological forecast. For this dress up a friend in a stargazer costume. If you don't have the appropriate props, find large glasses and make a cap decorated with stars out of blue cardboard. You can use a tablecloth or bedspread as a mantle.
For the first day it will be enough to predict that all zodiac signs have an equal chance of having a great time today. A forecast can be made for the next day for each horoscope constellation. You can call it “Hangover forecast for tomorrow morning.”
Aries. A surprise awaits you tomorrow morning! You will see in the reflection of the mirror that your gorgeous horns have suddenly become even, like Cupid’s arrows, and now you have to work hard to get through the doors.
Taurus. On the eve of your wedding banquet, did you drink a pack of activated charcoal and suddenly decided that now everything will be fine with you? You will see this same coal again and understand that everything is not as good as you wanted.
It is unlikely that tomorrow morning, when you open your eyes and look in the mirror, you will see a person absolutely similar to yourself.
Cancers. Tomorrow you will need today's training. Now you will be crawling backwards for a long time from every glass you pour, remembering the hangover.
Lions. Early in the morning you will let out such a desperate roar that your neighbor will take pity and bring you a bottle of mineral water.
Virgo. I don’t recommend going to your favorite mirror in the morning. You will lose faith in yourself.
Scales. Tomorrow you will be confused, counting how much alcohol a normal person can drink and comparing it with the amount you drank.
Scorpios. Place a bottle of beer next to your bed at night. As soon as you open your eyes, drink! Otherwise, you will sting everyone around you the entire next day.
Sagittarius. Hide a glass of champagne for tomorrow so you don't shoot in the morning.
In the morning, look carefully in the mirror to make sure there are no new horns.
Aquarius. In the morning you will go visit again to continue having fun.
Fish. Don't fight like a fish against ice! The holiday was a success, and whoever didn’t like your behavior should die of envy.
You can come up with a lot of comic horoscopes.
If you have a talent for poetry, try to describe the character of each zodiac sign in a simple quatrain
If not, supplement the descriptions of the morning after the wedding day with representatives of the constellations with your text.
Wedding Fortune Cookies
The idea of wedding fortune cookies came to us from the West. This fun raffle guarantees every guest a sweet treat and opportunity to pull happy ticket . The lottery can be held in the banquet hall, but it will be more interesting to distract guests who are a little tired from a busy day for a walk. Just imagine if you give a basket of such cookies to a friend and ask her to distribute them to those present. People's spirits will immediately lift!
Fortune Cookies
You can bake such delicacies yourself, but it must be said that this is a long process, so it is better to order them from pastry chefs or wedding salons. As a rule, such cookies are sold in beautiful, themed boxes, they are made in the shape of hearts or figurines of the bride and groom, and inside there is a piece of paper with a prediction written in food paint.
For needlewomen, here is a simple recipe for wedding cookies:
- egg white – 2 pcs.;
- vegetable oil – 3 tbsp. l.;
- sifted premium flour - 8 tbsp. l.;
- powdered sugar – 8 tbsp. l.;
- salt – 1 pinch;
- starch – 1.5 tsp.
You can add a little if you wish cinnamon, vanilla, almond or any other essence.
Beat the butter and egg whites into a foam, add all the other ingredients and stir thoroughly until the consistency of thick sour cream is obtained. Place small flat cakes and bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes. Remove the cakes from the baking sheet, wrap the fortune leaves in them, and place in a glass bowl until cool.
You can write texts with food coloring and a pen.
Write different predictions, so that guests don’t get the same leaves. Come up with the texts yourself or choose from those listed below:
- There are 2 news for you - bad and good. The bad news is that you will become fatter! Good - in the wallet area!
- Loss awaits! Today you you'll lose your head, having met your happiness!
- You'll be going to a resort soon, choose your companion today!
- Your summer will be sunny, warm and cheerful.
- Today, by morning, the whole fairy tale will dissipate, and you will return to reality.
- Today will be your best day! Those following him will be even more successful!
- The newlyweds will really like your gift!
- Carefully! Soon a big pile of.....money will fall on you!
Happy couple
It's very easy to make your wedding interesting, fun and funny. All you need to do is put in a little effort and read about it. How did other newlyweds celebrate?. Rest assured, you will find many interesting ideas that are easy to implement.
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Gypsy fortune telling
Fortune telling by a gypsy for a corporate party, New Year
Good people, I will try to surprise you.
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.
So, my 1st riddle:
Is there a heel behind his nose? (shoe)
We continue fortune telling - gild the handle...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!
When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!
You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”
You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
Uneven step, dull gaze...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.
If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!
There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!
My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!
This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from a shoe lace!
So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy,
So here's some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!
I was chatting here, joking...
Still didn’t please someone
I see someone's sad eyes...
Well, there will be dancing for you too...
You will be incredibly lucky:
You'll go pheasant hunting,
And you will bring home a boar -
The freezer is full until spring!
Finding no reason for this,
Buy yourself a car!
Finding no reason for this,
You'll sell it in a bit!
While stocking up in the store,
You will find five hundred rubles in the basket.
Put them on your phone
And there will be a festive ringing!
One day, when I went to work,
You say: “Fuck it! Reluctance!"
The boss will call - you will send
If they fire you, you say: “Well, so what!”
Running past shop windows,
You will exclaim: “Dear mom!
I want this bullshit!”
And you'll go broke.
The moment will come. Down to the ground
Everything will get boring. And embroidery.
And TV. And an ottoman.
Take up belly dancing!
And a long youth awaits you,
Pleasant travel cycle.
You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood beating in my veins,
Much love awaits you.
And happy too
Choose who you need.
Long line of luck -
There will be a dacha in the Canary Islands,
And all this without deception,
Pockets full of money.
The advice for you is this:
Always hold your tail like a pipe,
If you don't miss the moment,
You will be our president.
You'll soon be rich
Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for too long,
Start digging tomorrow
Don't rest for a minute
Dig all 24 hours a day,
You'll be digging for three months,
And then you can swim in wealth.
If you want to be happy,
So here's some advice for you:
Eat three kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets,
Then drink it with vodka,
You'll be happy for the life of you.
Let me tell you my fortune, my dear,
Show your hand to your aunt!
I'll tell you the whole truth,
Even who stole the pants!
Why is the man upset?
I see everything is not as it is!
Need to fill a glass
And sit straight on your butt.
Yes, fate is your old woman
Like a horse's furrow!
Now to the left, now to the right
She will turn you on.
Well, I'll tell you
Lots of money, wife!
So that you don’t spend it all at once.
Let the wife keep the treasury!
I see you are a good man!
You have many sins!
You'll break that window with your hand,
Then you'll come home drunk.
Yes, my fortune telling is powerful!
Whatever I say, it will be so!
They took their glasses and raised them
And whoever is against is a fool!
Comic gypsy fortune telling for women***
To you, my dear, -
The road to the store
Products there are at a discount
A Georgian will sell you...
But be careful with him
You know what he is like:
The seller will destroy this
Your family peace!
It's time for you to get married
But they don't get married...
Now I'll guess
And they'll take it tomorrow!
Late tonight
You will go out to the balcony,
And there is a man with flowers
And a white, white horse!
***
Such a beautiful woman
What more could you want -
To you, my dear,
One thing I can say:
It's time for you to go on stage -
On stage to sing for you,
And we're on TV
Let's start watching you!
The stage has been crying for a long time,
Without seeing you there.
When you become famous,
Don't forget me!
To you, my dear,
I'll say this about life:
You will find yourself a lover,
I’ll tell you how.
I won’t teach in front of everyone -
After all, this is your secret,
You will receive instructions
When will the banquet take place?
For a good woman
I don’t feel sorry for the good -
I'll tell you my fortune
Little kids...
And soon, very soon -
And tell your husband -
You arrived in the family
Mom, wait!
***
To you, my beauty,
I'll say this:
Don't make eyes at your neighbor
Otherwise I will punish you!
Of course it's very difficult
Don't stare at him
Moreover, he called
Go to the Caucasus...
Agree, dear,
Then you will give yours,
When I check for sure -
Who did he come here with?
All personalized congratulations
And you still believe in a fairy tale,
Do you want to be a princess?
And on myself Ivanushka -
To marry the prince...
I, in general, this is the case
I'll hug you
But only half the kingdom
I'll have to give it to you.
Only a wedding is cheaper
I'll make it all right
With the boy Ivan,
By rank - a fool!
Get up, my dear,
Get up from the table
A little happiness and wealth
I didn’t sleep through mine.
Walk half a kilometer
All the time to the east
And the money that is in the house
Bury it in the sand quickly.
From wooden money,
Literally a year later
It will rise, full of currency,
Green garden!
Don't worry about money
Don't break the rules.
The money will not disappear -
We will guard them!
***
People are lucky, Rada,
Straight, they take curls -
To you (point to the guest)
They will offer to go
to Hollywood itself.
There in this Hollywood
They are preparing a role for you
English Queen,
And Richard Gere is the king!
People are lucky, Rada,
Straight, they take curls,
We're right here with you
They won't accept you in Hollywood!
You, girl, at the wedding -
Well, the first "star"
Beautiful and smart
Always active.
You have your talents
And they give benefits -
There are a lot of suitors
I got ready, right there.
Be careful with them
Beauty, look!
Let two remain
Well, at most, let's say three.
To everyone else: “Goodbye!”
And wave your hand -
Look, you're drooling,
Complete drunks!
From many options
You will choose one -
He will be English
Solid gentleman.
Now you have to
Drink tea only with milk
And study zealously
English language.
Your husband today
Will put you straight in shock -
He'll bring you home from work
Mysterious bag.
The bag will move
Will show a red tail,
And soon everything will appear
Mustachioed scoundrel.
***
Don't look at life harshly
You will get married very soon.
I won’t hide who the groom is -
Let's put the apple in the dish.
I see everything as if in reality -
Your husband will take you to Moscow,
He will be rich, handsome,
Good-natured, not arrogant.
Happy career to you, girl,
Suddenly lucky -
With a good offer
Your boss will come to you.
He will say that he is worthy
You are more than enough.
Naturally, salary
Will start paying double.
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy for men***
You're an old man,
And you still believe in fortune telling,
Probably advertisements
You also write to the newspaper.
To calm you down -
I'll make it up now...
A young girl
You will meet at a late hour!
And you will be pleased
And happy for five or six days,
While in your pocket
There are many currencies.
And you, probably, have money
And you're waiting for a house with a fountain,
Dream about it all
You don't get tired all day...
So, you are my silver
And my yacht, -
Your dream is so close
Just at your fingertips...
Lock it in your apartment
You finger the bathroom faucet -
It's so inexpensive
You will get a fountain!
You brought out the luck
Caught her by the tail -
Not everyone is so lucky
Luck and flair.
You, you are my killer whale,
Right from early morning
The wife will find you on the other side,
This will be “YES”...
To you, man, in life
So lucky -
You will advance in your career
Out of spite for envious people.
Honor and respect
People are waiting for you everywhere
And wives and mistresses
They'll wait a little.
For everything, my precious one,
Your strength is not enough
What can I do -
You asked for it yourself!
To you, my diamond,
Machine interest -
You will receive as a gift
Shiny Mercedes.
Don't bite your nails
And don't get into a rage
Your new car
A garage won't do.
Listen to us, honey,
Until the end -
In a box with a red bow
Toy on the porch.
Such a handsome guy
But in love there is a failure.
Pretty blonde
You have chosen the camp.
Your calculation was inaccurate -
The blonde was taken away.
Incorrect calculations
My friend, you let me down!
Of course it's not free
Put it on your hand -
I'm getting a girlfriend:
Show me which one!
To a respectable man -
Solid interest.
Why into intimate business?
Have you climbed, sir?
On the naked body of money
You wanted to save up.
Now take a pill
Well, drink some water.
Remember: on washcloths
And brooms for baths
You won't see any income
At least hit the wall.
The candy wrapper with this fortune-telling can also be marked so that the “gypsies” know that it is better to read this fortune-telling out loud to them:
Here is the main ringleader
At the wedding table -
(or "At the festive table")
Shyness and modesty
I left it for later.
Pretended to be a sheep
Silent and simple
And I haven’t missed it yet
Not a single girl...
Look, my killer whale,
When you go home,
Rada and I for protection
Then you can take it with you!
The desire to find out what awaits us in the future, near or distant, is common to many people. For this purpose, we are interested in horoscopes every day, open online fortune telling sites, dream books, and visit famous fortune tellers at home. And even the most inveterate skeptics from time to time listen to what fortune tellers prophesy.
IN modern world predictions are not always serious; a funny joke is also appropriate here. Why are comic fortune-telling needed? After all, just a century ago people listened to the prophecies of fortune-tellers with palpable fear. Then it never occurred to them to turn it into a prank, a funny joke. However, times are changing. The accelerated pace of life, workload, and everyday worries make everyday life monotonous and faceless. On holidays, you want to relax, laugh at yourself, and joke with your friends and girlfriends. Birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays, the celebration of the most magical holiday - the New Year - have been accompanied by comic fortune-telling at home for many years now.
Comic fortune telling for guests at the table
To make the holiday truly fun, the hospitable hosts will definitely think through all its stages. During breaks between dances, you can gather guests at the table and offer to tell fortunes for the future. The time period for prediction is usually chosen to be short - one season (spring, summer, etc.) or a year.
The hosts do not need to make any special efforts; they just need to prepare a tray with small, light (prefer coffee) cups from the service. Small objects are placed in cups, the guest must choose the vessel he likes, its contents will tell you which events will become major in a particular period of time. After choosing a cup, the “client” returns it along with its contents, so that the rest of the guests do not have to guess at what is left. The hostess rearranges the cups on the tray and the fortune telling continues.
☞ What items to use:
- lipstick (image update);
- ring (romantic relationships for married people, serious relationships for single people);
- wedding ring (family joys for married people, wedding for single people);
- a sheet of paper (everything will go unchanged);
- coin (growth of welfare);
- hairpin (social life);
- pacifier (birth of a child, other events related to children).
This fortune telling will be a fun and successful event if there are few guests - 7-10 people.
Comic fortune telling magic bag
Fortune telling with a magic bag will bring even more fun. We remember this trick from kindergarten. There is an effect of surprise here, since the fortuneteller does not see what surprise is to be taken out of the bag.
I must say that this is a very convenient fortune telling; you just need to pick up a beautiful opaque bag and many different small objects. Sometimes sweet New Year's gifts for children are packed in high-quality velvet bags; this form will be simply ideal for comic fortune-telling. In a few minutes with a magic bag, you will go around to all the guests who want to find out how their lives will turn out next year.
☞ Items placed in the bag:
- chocolate matryoshka in foil (adding a family);
- matches (life will be bright like fireworks);
- chewing gum (the year will be smooth and calm);
- souvenir bottle of alcohol (there will be many reasons for fun).
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy woman for a woman’s anniversary
A woman who can and loves to speak well and fluently should perform in a gypsy costume. However, it could also be a man with the same qualities. The second option is even preferable and funnier; the birthday girl and all the guests will really like the element of surprise. You will need a colorful gypsy outfit with fluffy skirts, a wig, a headband or a scarf. The intrigue will be brought by the voice of the presenter, who will announce to the birthday girl that an unusual guest is breaking through to her, who was mistakenly not invited to the celebration.
A gypsy woman entering the hall approaches the birthday girl, expertly takes her hand, and asks her to “gild the handle” (it would be good if the presenter had chocolate coins in foil for this moment). Gifted with coins, the fortune teller begins to tell the woman about her life's journey. The truth should be closely intertwined with a catchphrase, an inoffensive joke. The gypsy’s words should look like an ode of praise with a bit of humor. The gypsy will also predict the future, the main thing is that this fortune telling is good and brings only positive things. Fortune telling can be completed with a sparkling “Gypsy”, where the fortune teller, birthday girl and guests will act as skillful dancers.
Comic New Year's fortune-telling and predictions
New Year's fortune-telling and predictions are appropriate absolutely everywhere - at corporate events in the office, at a party with friends and in a close family circle. Celebrating a fun and magical holiday, many behave like children, anticipating entertainment and gifts. One of these gifts is comic fortune-telling and predictions. There is room for creativity here, and in every team there is sure to be at least one poet or poetess. It will not be difficult for these talented people to compose 10-20 poetic lines-predictions for the next year in 2-3 hours.
What attributes will be required for New Year's fortune telling? The bare minimum is to use a Santa Claus hat, in which you put a bunch of poetic predictions printed on paper and rolled up. There are few requirements for these predictions - they must be kind, cheerful, and witty. Otherwise, your imagination is unlimited. The following lines are quite appropriate:
- Look forward with hope, then wealth awaits you.
- There is someone who thinks about you every day and every hour.
- Leave sadness and grief - go to the sea.
- You will always have delicious food at home.
Do not forget that in every team there is a suspicious and very suggestible person. He will ponder the received prediction for a long time, finding in it non-existent background or flaws. Therefore, poetic lines are simply obliged to convey warmth, kindness and positivity.
Funny fortune telling by a gypsy woman at a corporate party
An eloquent employee or employee who comes to a corporate event dressed as a gypsy will liven up the party. Having worked for years in the same team, we thoroughly know all the positive and negative sides of our colleagues. Their relationships in the family and with others are also no big secret. The gypsy can play it all out, predicting to everyone what awaits them in the near future. On the Internet there are many poetic fortune-telling for this case, subtly noting the character and characteristics of a person. All that remains is to choose a fortune telling that is suitable for each employee.
Sparkling fun at the table will be ensured if you learn poetry by heart. Just look at the lines about a gray-haired careerist secretly dreaming of an affair with a young woman or a womanizer who doesn’t let a single skirt pass by! There is a wonderful poem about a woman going through suitors and having difficulty making a choice. All this is done with dignity, with subtle and gentle humor, and you will definitely find a wonderful fortune telling for each employee.
If you have a unique person in front of you, with bright character traits and behavior, for whom it is difficult to find a ready-made fortune-telling, come up with it yourself, if there is a poet in the team. In any case, whether the gypsy speaks in memorized lines or in prose, improvising right on the go, the holiday will be successful.
Comic fortune telling for children
Funny fortune telling It’s a fertile topic for children. Kids believe in miracles, they expect magic and fairy tales from every holiday, and you can make these dreams come true. Vivid emotions, fun and laughter at a children's party will be caused by the appearance of an adult dressed in a wizard costume, for example: an Astrologer or a Fairy. School-age children themselves can take an active part in fortune-telling if you prepare bright blank cards and markers for them. On the card, the child will have to write the phrase: “In the New Year, you will…”
☞ Often children finish a phrase like this:
- happiness;
- new toy;
- Love.
The completed cards are collected and mixed in the Astrologer’s “magic” cap or a beautiful vase. After this, the guys take turns taking out a fortune-telling card and reading the prediction they received.
Children especially like fortune telling with balloons. To do this, you need to prepare as many balls as there are children present at the party. A note with a fortune rolled into a tube is placed in each ball. The child chooses the ball he likes, which will have to be pierced with a needle, and reads the prediction. They can be like this:
- “Study hard, you will receive a wonderful gift.”
- “This New Year’s holiday you will receive a prize, you prankster.”
However, fortune telling with balls is only suitable for schoolchildren; preschool children may be frightened by the noise from bursting balls and this must be taken into account.
For small children, you can use a magic bag by placing small toys with fortune notes in it. The kids will be delighted with the toys, and an adult will read the predictions for them.
By the way, not only adults can play the role of a wizard at a children's party. Older brothers and sisters like to act in this capacity. Of course, adults will have to help prepare the attributes for the holiday - a wizard costume, fortune cards, surprise toys for the magic bag. You will spend several hours on this, but the children will have a lot of fun, and they will remember such an interesting holiday for a long time.
If you are organizing a holiday with comic fortune telling, be well prepared.
- Select a suitable fortune teller candidate, an eloquent person with organizational skills.
- Prepare in advance all the attributes for fortune telling (Wizard, Gypsy costume, magic bag, cups, etc.).
- Predictions in poetic form must be well learned.
- Pay close attention to the text of the predictions; it should be funny, but not offensive.
This is a lot of work, but it will bring a lot of pleasure and positive emotions.
There are many holidays in life - birthdays, anniversaries, New Year, just friendly parties. To prevent them from turning into ordinary get-togethers with tasting alcohol and gourmet dishes, dilute them with interesting events. Dancing, funny competitions with dressing up and singing, games with surprises - all this has been used for a long time. Comic fortune telling is a new invention of entertainers. It is interesting and fascinating, because it talks about the eternal desire of people to look into the future at least for a little while.
Psychologists say that sometimes comic fortune-telling comes true. And this is quite possible, because it has long been known that words are material. Light humor in predictions also fulfills its purpose - with its help, a person will think about shortcomings and take measures to correct them. Kind, cheerful comic fortune-telling is a real wish for material well-being, marital happiness, and good luck. I wish you good comic predictions, fun and joy on every holiday!
If you want to add some variety to your New Year's celebration, make sure you have some entertainment. An excellent option is comic predictions for the New Year. Funny New Year's prophecies will appeal to family and friends. This game is also suitable for corporate events. I advise you to choose positive and kind options so that no one is offended. In the article you will find humorous forecasts about the future that are appropriate in different companies.
List of comic predictions
Health
The selection begins with predictions about health. Of course, they have a humorous slant, but some can be taken into account.
- “You won’t get sick in winter if you don’t forget to wear a warm scarf!”
- “Everything will be ok with your health if you gather friends more often!”
- “If you harden yourself, you won’t go to the doctor!”
- “You will strengthen your health in the New Year, and you will conquer any peaks!”
- “If you lie naked on the ice, then the germ will no longer creep up on you!”
- “This is how to save yourself from illnesses - do more sports!”
- “To improve your health, you need to visit the bathhouse!”
Career and work
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This year predicts a lot of money and success!
Raise your glass
And may you be lucky!
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Are you expecting a miracle in the New Year?!
And the reason sounds like a toast -
Rapid growth in your career awaits you!
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If you work like a horse,
Life will not be sweet!
In the New Year there will be a moment for rest,
And for a driving weekend, this is no joke!
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In the New Year, cruel jokes are played on colleagues
They will create large gaps in the aura!
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The year will bring good luck in work -
You can solve any problem.
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Career advancement promises courage -
You will move to the top floor!
Predictions about work in prose will also make the holiday interesting.
- There are many exciting daily activities awaiting you in the New Year.
- Already at the beginning of the year you will hear a powerful explosion: your envious people and competitors will burst with envy.
- After the New Year holidays, you will be attacked by... incredible luck, happiness and prosperity. Resistance will not help.
- When lateness at work disappears, your wish for a promotion will come true.
- A budget increase is already expected at the beginning of summer.
- Look carefully at your step so as not to stray from the successful path.
- There will be much more finance. Where is your thicker wallet?!
Love and relationships
- “The Yellow Pig advises not to grieve, because friends will be nearby all year.”
- “Blood will sparkle in your veins, because love will warm your heart.”
- “This is the forecast the heavens promise you: in the new year there will be only miracles in life!”
- “An unusual year awaits: a round dance of love will swirl!”
- “In the coming year, you will feel like a fish out of water everywhere!”
- “On a sunny deserted beach, your destiny will lie nearby.”
- “Everything will be fine on the personal front!”
- “There will be a sea of friends and bright, cheerful days.”
- “You will have special luck - expect a new addition to your family!”
- “The year promises to be successful without fail: you will fall in love with two people at the same time!”
- “You are lucky in life, which means you are expecting whole year great luck."
- “Be careful about gifts from loved ones: heavy objects can cause bumps on the forehead.”
- “The New Year will be bright - you will receive many gifts.”
- “In the New Year, don’t borrow – borrow forever.”
What year will it be
Many people are interested in what 2019 will be like in general. Here are some humorous tips on this topic.
- “The pig promises good luck and a brand new dacha!”
- “It will be a very difficult year, because, whatever one may say, it’s hard to carry a suitcase full of money.”
- “The Pig promises you a lot of happiness and pleasant troubles in the New Year!”
- “If you are energetic, you will have a great year.”
- “An increase in your income and an exotic vacation in the middle of the year is coming.”
- “There will be several wonderful days in the coming year: your birthday and each new day that comes.”
- “Lots of thrills and pleasures.”
- “From the beginning of the year there will be luck of various kinds.”
- “The New Year will bring great gifts, and every day will be bright!”
- “We hasten to disappoint you - your dreams are very modest, but great luck awaits you.”
- “There will be a reason for joy in the coming year - there will be new car».
- “Can you believe that your cherished dreams will soon come true!”
- “The Pig is preparing new discoveries and pleasant events for you this year.”
- “In the New Year you are in full dress - waiting real life in Apple pie order".
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Hollywood can't even imagine
Various magicians, all-seeing people, fortune tellers and astrologers are very popular. A thoughtful prediction, presented in a comic form, will capture the attention of guests for a long time and make the holiday even brighter. When trying to understand what and how to predict, think about Hollywood, or more precisely, about the names of popular films with an intriguing plot.
To implement the idea, the lights in the room are turned off, only candles and garlands remain, and quiet music is turned on. A glass vase in the shape of a ball is passed around in a circle. Neon lights or garlands are placed at the bottom of the vase, and rose petals cut from corrugated paper are sprinkled on top. One of the following parting words should be written on one side of the petal:
- This year expects a “big jackpot”.
- Next summer you will see “Midnight in Paris”.
- You will soon meet - “Meet the Parents.”
- You will never be a “third wheel”.
- This year you will experience “Fatal Attraction”.
- You will soon find out that you are a “Million Dollar Beauty”.
- Tomorrow you will have “Sex and the City.”
The number of entries is limited by the imagination of the person who compiled them and the number of films and TV series whose names are part of the joke. Each person at the table can receive several pieces of paper. This idea will make a good game, the winner of which is the one who has more rose petals and, accordingly, more predictions. The reward could be a dance to your favorite song or permission to come up with your own parting words for each participant.
With a song through life
Song lyrics are an inexhaustible source of information. The main ringleader of the holiday approaches each of the guests with a large dish, on which papers with a fortune are scattered in a chaotic manner, and asks to take one of them.
On parchment you can write:
- Next year he expects: “There are so many separations on earth.”
- In February you will meet - “Money, money, money.” Always sunny in the rich man’s world.”
- In the spring you should be careful with - “Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced.”
- You should beware of a woman with the name - “Natasha, Natasha, my heart and soul.”
- stranger will say, “I didn’t even know that love could be cruel.”
- Everyday work will be like: “And I’m going all dressed up in Dolce Gabana.”
- After the salary increase, you - “Oh, I feel like the girls are going on a spree.”
The choice of song can be anything. The prediction must be listened to carefully. Anyone who can sing the next verse in the song and name the artist will be given a small gift.
Poetic predictions among friends
New Year 2019 is a time for relaxation and rest. To make the holiday more fun, you can please your friends by fulfilling comic predictions in poetic form:
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There will be money and success
Sex, girlfriend is the best
Both salary and work,
But there is one concern
If the limousine is new,
He won’t give you a Georgian,
Can't see all these benefits
Somehow it’s like that!
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After the holiday party,
Don't forget to buy a cart.
There will be a sea of money soon,
Row them, forgetting about grief.
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If you celebrate the New Year you are covered in sour cream, like a cat,
Happiness and success will delight everyone for a long time
So don’t sit here, hurry to the store
And buy not a liter, not two, but a bucket and a half -
Vodka, beer, moonshine, cognac, more liquor,
May these honest people remember the New Year for a long time!
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In the New Year, a new salary,
Fur coat, handbag, boots,
A sprig of thorns,
Glory, a little honor.
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All wishes will come true,
And there will be success in everything,
But for the sake of great recognition
Tear everyone with your teeth.
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There is a danger that colleagues
They'll roll you out on a cart,
So that you will never see such shame,
It’s better to sit in a corner and quietly sip your juice.
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This is a prediction for you
Silence will not lead to good,
So that you have success
Sing a song for everyone.
Predictions in prose
Before the start of the celebration, each guest is given 1 prediction. When it is his turn to make a toast, instead of his speech, he reads what is written on the piece of paper. It is not recommended to expand the message until the toast itself.
“This year everyone will find a treasure - a spouse’s stash, a bill lost by the boss, a 50-year-old coin that rolled behind the sofa.”
“You will be attacked in the coming year. Among the criminals there will be a stroke of luck that you cannot fight off.”
“Smile more often, and then sign a lucrative contract with a toothpaste manufacturer.”
“Working hard in the Year of the Pig will make you feel like a pilot in a time machine, as it will throw you back into the Year of the Horse.”
“Next year you will win a million dollars, which will allow you to quit your job exactly before next year».
“Expect strong shocks at the end of the year. Shocked by your success, all envious people and competitors will explode with anger.”
“By giving your other half a diamond ring, you will become as close as possible to your colleagues, since you will have to sleep at work for the rest of the year.”
Make jokes in such a way as not to offend the person, make him smile, and maybe even reflect on the advice he received. Don't predict anything serious. Talking about personal tragedies, lack of money and troubles at work is not something you should think about at the New Year's table.
For a prediction to be truly interesting, it must be designed for specific people. So, if a family of children, young people and elderly people has gathered around the table, then you should clearly refrain from making jokes on intimate topics. The topic could be shared pleasant memories. The theme for children is their favorite fairy tales and cartoons. Not knowing how to make a prediction for an adult, you can look into a book with your favorite poems. Many psychics do this.
Pay attention to the design. Show your imagination and creativity. At the same time, keep in mind that in 2019 the trend will be elegance and simplicity. What are the options for making comic forecasts?
- Cookie. The result will be a treat, a reason to have fun, and make the evening more fun.
- Postcards in the shape of snowflakes, Christmas trees or Christmas balls. The New Year's prophecy will be written inside.
- Bundles with future forecasts in beautiful organza bags. An addition of sweets would also be a great idea.
- Paper parcels in a large glass vase so that each guest can dip their hand into it and choose a fun forecast.
- Air balloons. This way, guests will be able to burst the balloons and read the forecast about upcoming events.
You can use nut cookies, mini Christmas socks containing packages with prophecies, and place candy wrappers with forecasts on the Christmas trees. The New Year's celebration is bright in itself, and therefore requires compliance in everything. Make sure that the candy wrappers with forecasts are also on topic.
Pay attention to the meaning of the predictions so that they create a festive mood and delight those present. Funny forecasts will make the New Year's party humorous, unpredictable, and bright. You can also use catchphrases from films, colorful titles, and song quotes. Eg:
- “Oh, this wedding, this wedding, this wedding sang and danced...”
- “...The trailer will move, the platform will remain.”
- “And I’ll get into a convertible and go somewhere.”
- “There are millions of chances that everything will come true soon”
- “A million, a million US dollars, life will be good...”
I hope the holiday will be fun and positive thanks to such interesting entertainment as comic predictions.