Funny faces of lions. Funny Pics
A lion fell into a deep hole. And a tree grows nearby. A monkey jumps on the branch of this tree and rejoices:
- Well, you're a damned cat! Claws for beads, teeth for souvenirs, a skin instead of a rug, they will nail your head to the wall, that’s what you want!
And so on for half an hour. Then the branch breaks and the monkey falls into the lion’s hole:
- You won’t believe it, Lev! I came down to apologize!
The Scarecrow asked Goodwin for his brains, the woodcutter for his heart, and the Lion for his courage, but all in vain. Toto asked everyone to die.
A story from a tourist who went on a safari:
- When the lion met me, he didn’t touch me, he probably thought that I was an elephant...
- Why do you think so?
- I made such a bunch!
A little boy at the zoo climbed into a lion's cage and handed him a cookie. Well what can I say, the boy wanted to feed the lion - the boy fed the lion.
One friend says to another:
- During sex, my husband roars like a lion. I feel so uncomfortable in front of my neighbors.
- And you should have asked him to restrain himself, after all, he’s an adult!
- I asked you a thousand times! And as soon as he catches me with some guy, he roars like a lion again.
How I hate Leo Tolstoy! He wrote “War and Peace” - four volumes! You can be stunned!
- Did you read?
- Xeril!
A provincial student in Moscow, he entered college, drank and squandered all his money in the first month. I decided to get a job. I found an advertisement in the newspaper: “zoo watchman needed.” He came, but the guards had already been found there, and they offered him another job - to pretend to be a gorilla, since she had recently died, and he had not yet brought a new one. They give you a suit and put you in a cage. The student walks around the cage, eats bananas, and hangs from the bars. Yes, he could not resist and collapsed into the next cage with a lion. He sits huddled in the corner. Lev, slowly, approaches him and, as if nothing had happened, says:
- Hello, what faculty are you from?
Sign from the zoo “Do not feed lions!” recognized as a hit in the eastern regions of Ukraine.
Two counts are traveling on a train, smoking cigars and having a conversation. One speaks.
- Lord Chesterton, I was told a very funny story, but I can’t believe it’s true. On one hunt, the beaters did their job conscientiously, but the huge lion somehow managed to escape from the encirclement and rushed at the hunter. He took off, and imagine, he jumped over the three-meter fence of the abandoned landfill! But that's not all! A second later, he suddenly jumps back, as you guessed, without any acceleration at all, and falls neatly onto the lion. The animal, of course, died. Incredible, right?
- Agree.
- Interesting to know what was on the other side of the fence?
- Crocodile.
- You think so?
- I know. I was that hunter.
Gladiators anointed their bodies with oil to highlight their biceps. But the lions looked at this only from a culinary point of view.
The lion belongs to the carnivorous mammals and to the cat family.
Lions live on average from 10 to 14 years. Adults reach 250 centimeters in length from head to tail and 120 centimeters in height.
The maximum running speed of lions is 80 kilometers per hour. The weight of a large lion reaches up to 190 kilograms, females are slightly smaller - 130 kilograms.
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Lions are very flexible, mobile, the muscles of the front legs and neck are well developed.
Lions live in Eastern and South Africa. Few remain in India.
Lions hunt at night near the river, when the animals come to drink water. They hunt artiodactyls of any size - antelope, buffalo, giraffe, zebra.
They hunt very cunningly, a lion comes into a herd of, for example, antelopes, scares them with his growl and begins to drive them towards the lionesses, who are already waiting for their prey, then continue the hunt. Lion hunting almost always ends in prey.
Lions eat every last piece of their prey.
The caught prey is first eaten by lions, then by lionesses, and only then by their offspring.
On average, 20 kilograms of meat is enough for a lion at one time; after eating food, the lion rests for 20 hours.
Leos live in families, the head of the family is always a lion. At the age of 2.5 years, a lion becomes an adult and at the age of 3-4 years he creates his own family or his own pride.
Prides of lions can be very different, the head of the pride may be one lion, and there may be five or six lionesses. Lions do not allow other lions into their territory.
The female's gestation period lasts 110 days and gives birth to one to four kittens.
To give birth to offspring, lionesses leave the pride, give birth to cubs, and when they are one and a half months old, they return back to the pride.
The cubs are born spotted, but as they mature they acquire a uniform coat color.
Lionesses give birth mostly at the same time, care for their offspring and protect their babies together.
At first, the cubs are afraid of lions because they are used to their mother and have seen only their mother since birth, but gradually they get used to lions.
During a lion hunt, real panic arises among all the inhabitants of the savannah.
Animals, in order to avoid becoming prey, run away in all directions.
Lions hunt in groups. Each of them contains a lioness, who is given the right to kill the caught victim. All other participants are present only to repel a possible attack.
Do lions eat human meat? Unfortunately, this question can only be answered in the affirmative.
In Kenya, during the construction of the Nairobi-Mombasa railway, 130 people were killed by three lions. In 1924, in Uganda, 84 people were eaten alive by several hungry lions.
Every lion who has tasted human meat at least once will definitely do so in the future.
Interesting facts about lions
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Since time immemorial, the lion has been synonymous with strength, power, courage and bravery. Because of this, people have taken root in sayings: “strong as a lion” or “lion’s heart.” IN ancient Egypt The lion was considered a sacred animal. It is worth noting the interesting fact that lions also lived in Europe until about 500 AD, until they were all exterminated. A lion is a beast that poses a danger to both animals and humans. In the Middle Ages, many royal courts decorated their coat of arms with images of a lion in order to show everyone their strength, power and might.
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We decided to collect a few for you interesting facts about lions, in order to once again show how interesting and formidable an animal the lion is.
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Funny faces of lions. Funny Pics
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In addition to the nose, lions, like all cats, can detect odors using the so-called “Jacobson tube” located on the upper palate behind the front incisors. Leos use it when they fully concentrate on some particularly interesting smell, drawing in air, slightly raising their upper lip and nose.
A lion's face is like a person's fingerprints. No two lions have the same face.
A lion's claws can reach a length of 7 cm.
An adult lion has 30 teeth. A specific feature is also the presence of four nipples in females.
Despite their huge teeth, lions do not actually chew their food. Instead, they swallow large chunks of meat using only one side of their jaw.
A lion's night vision is six times better than a human's.
The smallest heart of all predators is... the lion.
The roar of an adult lion is so loud that it can be heard up to 8 kilometers away.
Until the age of 2 years, lions cannot roar.
If the lion is well-fed, the animals he hunts can walk next to him without worrying about their lives.
Most man-eating lions are young males in good physical condition. Until now, it was believed that only a sick or wounded lion attacks humans and domestic animals, because it is unable to catch up with such fleet-footed prey as a zebra or gazelle.
Male lions reach sexual maturity at 5 years, and females at 4 years. But even after this, they continue to grow in size - usually up to six years.
Lions breed throughout the year, but peak during the rainy season. In a non-pregnant female, estrus begins 16 days after the end of the previous one.
Not only males, but also females are polygamous; usually mating occurs both with the dominant male and with other lions from the pride.
A lion mates 672 times a week
During mating season, a male lion mates every 15 minutes for two weeks straight.
Newborn lion cubs weigh only 1–2 kg. On the 11th day they open their eyes, and on the 15th they begin to walk. There are dark spots on the skin of small lion cubs, which then disappear.
Lion cubs are fed their milk along with their mother and all lactating lionesses.
Lionesses live longer, since older lions are usually driven out either by the pride or by another, stronger male. In nature, they live on average 14–16 years (up to 18 years in the Serengeti), and males rarely reach 11 years, but you can also find an older lion (up to 16 years). The average life expectancy of lions in captivity is 13 years.
Lions are perfectly adapted to life; they can go without drinking for months, being content with the moisture contained in their food.
Lions are the second largest predator after the spotted hyena.
Leos love to take a nap most of all and do it 20 hours a day.
When greeting each other, lions of one pride rub their muzzles and are generally very affectionate.
The crossing of a male lion and a female tigress is called a Liger. These are the largest of the cat family on earth. Male Ligers have a short mane and can and love to swim.
Surprisingly, the porcupine is the lion's great enemy.
Lions have existed on Earth for 2 million years or even longer.
Males can reach lengths of 30 feet and weigh between 300 and 500 pounds or more! Females are slightly smaller.
Lions live in a range of open plains and forests.
They are actually the most social of the felines.
Lions hunt large animals such as zebras and wildebeest.
The lifespan of lions is 15 years and up to 25 in captivity.
They are Africa's largest carnivore.
The gestation period for lionesses is three and a half months.
A group of lions is called a "pride".
Lions mark their territory with urine.
Mainly lionesses hunt.
Hyenas often compete with lions for prey.
The fuller and darker a lion's mane, the healthier it is.
Lions are listed as vulnerable and endangered and should be conserved.
Lion cubs are born with grayish spots that disappear after 3 months.
Males reach sexual maturity at the age of 5 years, and females at 4 years.
If a lion roars, you can hear it 5 kilometers away.
Lions do not hunt during the day. They hunt only at night, until dawn.
A lioness needs 11 pounds of meat per day. Leo 15 pounds or more.
Lions cannot roar until they are 2 years old.
If one lion kills another in a skirmish, the cubs of the defeated one will also be killed.
To avoid fatal results in the fight, lions lie weaker on their backs, thereby signaling defeat.